Enough of these extremely long intellectual posts for the night, lets get down to business: How to successfully wink.
1)Create a bit a space between your top and bottom jaw.
2)SHOW TEETH* (this is important).
3)Forge an extremely lusty smile.
4)Drop jaw and connect with neck
5)Violently slam one eyelid shut
6)Allow whole face to spasm upon ocular impact
8)Accrue many potential mates
There you have it.